I wanted a light headline for today's blog...So I've been kicking ass this week at work yet I'm getting more and more tired of doing my job. That's enough update on me... time for a little social commentary.
So I was watching Breakout on Discovery Channel last night, and it had me rolling!!! In case you haven't seen the show yet it follows the story of people who have broken out of prision through the criminals own words. Of course, all of the criminals for the show were caught so you always know kinda how its gonna end but it's still pretty interesting. Anyways, last night's episode was about these 2 cellmates who dug a hole in their roof to escape.
They used a screw to start the hole and after 17 months of scratching away at their ceiling they finally got through to the attic. And the part that had me laughing was on the night of their escape 1 of the 2 inmates changed his mind midway! After they had already climbed up onto the roof and thrown there rope made of sheets over the side to climb down. Apparently not all inmates are fearless, this dude was a hair from freedom and was about to be stopped by a 40 ft climb (scared of heights).
So... the inmate who still wanted to escape told the other inmate that he would climb down to show him how easy it was. And the inmate climbed about 10 feet and then got caught in the rope and fell the other 30 ft! Then the show went to a commercial break! I didn't need the rest of the show for entertainment because all I was curious about after seeing that was the scared inmates reaction!
If I was scared before the dude fell, that would be it! As soon as the dude fell who wouldn't be able to look up for help because my ass would be back in our jail cell with the quickness! What would the other guy expect? I was scared before you fell that 30 ft and put yourself in tremendous pain, but now that your crying for me to help you I'm better? The dude ended up sucking it up and grabbing the hurt inmate but they didn't make it far because idiot number 1 had to hurt himself!
I guess the moral to this blog is I am not a good criminal or escape convict.... Note to any people trying to recruit me for the previously mentioned jobs, look elsewhere! Also no point to the bottom picture I just think it's funny!!!
Keep it Wierd!
Weird Texas
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